1 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:26,453 10, 9, 8, 7, 2 00:01:26,553 --> 00:01:30,457 6, 5, 4, 3 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:33,694 3, 2,1. 4 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,165 Officer: This is an important bust. 5 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:40,367 We need it after slater fucked up that raid 6 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:41,602 at the strip club. 7 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,205 Say hi, Gary. 8 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:46,440 Hi, Gary. 9 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:48,508 Officer: First drug raid, Gary? 10 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:49,876 Yeah. 11 00:01:51,511 --> 00:01:52,813 We're coming up! 12 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,349 I'll make the announcement when we get inside! 13 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:58,418 Police, search warrant, don't move, show me your hands! 14 00:01:58,518 --> 00:02:00,754 Lab says that goopy shit from the Van 15 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:03,123 is a monster of a compound. 16 00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:04,858 So what? 17 00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:08,695 Do you shoot it, slurp it, or sniff it? 18 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:11,565 Well, we're about to find out. 19 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:13,533 Let's assume it's very fucking potent 20 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:14,735 and highly addictive! 21 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:17,204 Well, we all saw what it did to that girl. 22 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,483 Officer: Let's roll out! 23 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:48,669 Listen up. Get down means get fucking down. 24 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:50,470 10-26 means crime in progress, 25 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:53,473 and 29-9 means erase the fucking tape. 26 00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:55,642 Petro: Hey, you stay with me. 27 00:02:55,742 --> 00:02:57,711 Officer: Running out, going in! 28 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:01,715 Petro: Police, search warrant! 29 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:04,685 Petro: Police, search warrant! 30 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:05,785 Officer: Clear! 31 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:07,487 Officer: Police, search warrant! 32 00:03:07,587 --> 00:03:09,532 Petro: Police, police! 33 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:10,700 Petro: Search warrant! Search warrant! 34 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,924 Officer: Coming up on your left. Don't fucking shoot us. 35 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,271 - Officer: Search warrant! - Officer: We're taking the lead! 36 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:16,335 Slater: Get the fuck back! 37 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:18,465 - Petro: Low to the left! - Officer: Damn it! 38 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:22,469 Slater: Where are these fucks? 39 00:03:22,569 --> 00:03:23,849 Petro: Oursler, slater, check in. 40 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:24,937 Officer: Search warrant! 41 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,740 Petro: We're seeing planes here. 42 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,718 These guys could be heavier-armed than we thought. 43 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:31,645 Slater: Keep this channel clear, you fucking professional! 44 00:03:34,614 --> 00:03:36,683 Woman: All are welcome. 45 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:39,319 All are watching. 46 00:03:39,419 --> 00:03:41,421 Finally, followers, 47 00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:43,890 tonight is the night you've been waiting for. 48 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:47,227 Track my signal. The signal is the stimulant. 49 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:48,327 Officer: Clear! Clear! 50 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:49,930 Woman: The signal is the sedative. 51 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,299 The signal is salvation. 52 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,743 Officer: What the hell is that smell? 53 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,047 Woman: Forever starts right now. 54 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:57,404 Officer: Birkhorn, don't move! 55 00:03:57,504 --> 00:03:58,744 Hands in the air, motherfucker. 56 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:00,941 Fuck. 57 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,677 Oh, those fucking eyes. 58 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:05,445 Officer: Hey, I know this guy. 59 00:04:07,514 --> 00:04:09,583 He owns the video store on my block. 60 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:12,929 Nash: This is brayberry, we found some 61 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:15,288 of that goopy shit from the videotape. 62 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:19,426 We've also got a 419, could be self-inflicted. 63 00:04:19,526 --> 00:04:22,395 - Officer: Police, first squad! - Officer: Police! 64 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:35,918 Oursler: Are you gonna keep crying, slater, 65 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,512 or are you gonna find me some drugs in there? 66 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:57,564 Officer: Police, search warrant! 67 00:04:58,398 --> 00:05:00,000 Spivy: Slater, we've got bodies! 68 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,302 Maybe get another tac unit on standby. 69 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:08,942 Petro: This is a crime scene, do not touch anything. 70 00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:12,979 Don't fuck with my scene, slater! 71 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:15,015 Officer: Slater, let's keep moving. 72 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,616 Got a lot of building to clear. 73 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:17,984 We'll take the upper level. 74 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:21,864 Gary: Hey, I don't think that girl 75 00:05:21,888 --> 00:05:23,590 from the videotape is in here. 76 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:27,460 Mark: It's an information superhighway 77 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:28,561 that spans the globe, 78 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:30,530 and it is called Internet, 79 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:33,366 or just the net to frequent users. 80 00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:35,602 Today millions of Americans have personal computers 81 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:38,471 and can access the net for a modest monthly fee. 82 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,340 I think I'll stick to my telephone for now. 83 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:44,678 And in local news, a number of westerville residents 84 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:47,781 have come fonnard with stories of a mysterious figure 85 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:49,783 they're calling the rat man. 86 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:51,518 Sounds like a superhero, Camille. 87 00:05:51,618 --> 00:05:52,898 That is no superhero 88 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:54,421 I'd want to meet, Mark. 89 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:57,924 Eyewitnesses have said that this man or man-animal hybrid 90 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:00,060 lives in the sewers and comes out at night, 91 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,529 but if you shine a light directly at it, 92 00:06:02,629 --> 00:06:04,497 it suddenly disappears. 93 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:07,400 Channel six's Holly marciano has more. 94 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:09,536 Holly: Is he an urban legend? 95 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:12,505 Or is there really a creature of unknown origin 96 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:14,374 lurking within the sewers? 97 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:16,676 I was just out here taking a walk at night 98 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:19,679 and I heard it making noises down there. 99 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:24,384 And it looked up at me like a... 100 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:28,388 A clown. 101 00:06:28,488 --> 00:06:30,991 Holly: This amateur sketch resembles what many of you say 102 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:32,826 the rat man looks like. 103 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:35,562 Almost everyone has come up with their own theories 104 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:37,898 and explanations for the image. 105 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:41,134 Yeah, my theory is the dude's from the fucking prison 106 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:44,437 in Athens for, like, the criminally insane. 107 00:06:44,537 --> 00:06:45,672 That's where my cousin went. 108 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:47,974 Yeah, her crazy-ass cousin was in there, 109 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:50,977 so he's like an escaped mental case. 110 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,847 Oh, and he lives in the sewer so that nobody can find him. 111 00:06:55,548 --> 00:06:57,851 Man: Well, I believe it's a sign from Jesus. 112 00:06:57,951 --> 00:07:01,021 It's time for sinners and elitists 113 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:02,689 to get what's coming to them. 114 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:05,859 Holly: Mm-hmm. 115 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:08,461 So tell me, where did you first see him? 116 00:07:08,561 --> 00:07:09,930 Right there. 117 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,132 Behind me, that's where I saw him. 118 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,566 Right there. 119 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:18,705 Okay, we're done. 120 00:07:18,805 --> 00:07:20,106 Thank you for your service. 121 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:24,711 Fucking last time I need to be in this forest. 122 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:26,656 Jeff: We could have picked an easier path, you know. 123 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:27,847 There are no paths. 124 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:30,083 Jeff: Yeah. 125 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:35,588 So do you want more b-roll of the forest? 126 00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:39,092 No, we have all kinds of footage 127 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:42,829 of the forest and the mouth of the drain. 128 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,634 Jesus, Barry, what, what does he want us to do, 129 00:07:47,734 --> 00:07:49,602 walk through raw sewage? 130 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:51,538 No, I'm not being dramatic, I just... 131 00:07:54,841 --> 00:07:55,875 Yeah. 132 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:58,144 Yep, no problem. 133 00:07:58,244 --> 00:07:59,244 Okay. 134 00:08:01,948 --> 00:08:03,228 Jeff: Looking a little stressed. 135 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,985 You wanna get a drink aftennards? 136 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:08,254 - Jeff? - Jeff: Yeah? 137 00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:10,190 - Fuck you. - Jeff: Copy that. 138 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:20,500 This is the remarkable story of the rat man, 139 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:21,911 - westerville's very own... - Jeff: He said he might want it 140 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:24,738 from inside the drain, though, right? 141 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,106 Yeah. 142 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:28,274 I mean, it's a health hazard. Look at it. 143 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:35,782 Jeff: Where is it? 144 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,720 That guy's creepy. 145 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:42,756 Yeah, let's get out of his eye line. 146 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:49,229 This is the remarkable story of the rat man, 147 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:52,599 westerville's very own Loch Ness monster. 148 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:54,934 It's a mystery that can only be told 149 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:58,271 inside the cavernous tunnels beneath our feet. 150 00:08:58,571 --> 00:09:00,874 I'm Holly marciano, channel six news. 151 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:08,948 Construction? 152 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,950 - Let's go again. - Jeff: Yeah, going again. 153 00:09:11,951 --> 00:09:14,754 Hang on, just gotta get focus. 154 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:17,090 And alright. 155 00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:22,996 This is the remarkable story of the rat man, 156 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:25,965 westerville's very own Loch Ness monster. 157 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,735 - It's a myst... - Jeff: Uh, the hell is that? 158 00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:29,979 Are you even... What are you doing? 159 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:32,672 Jeff: No, no, no, there's someone there. 160 00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:34,641 - Seriously. - Holly: What? Oh, my god. 161 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,579 I don't have the time for these shenanigans. 162 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:41,681 Can you fuck with me about something else? 163 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:43,750 Jeff: Gimme a sec, Holly, just hold on. 164 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,253 Hello? 165 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,927 Excuse me. 166 00:09:55,128 --> 00:10:00,133 Oh, man, are you fucking kidding? 167 00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:08,308 Holly: What is it? 168 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,276 Jeff: I don't know. 169 00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:19,886 Yeah, it's just a bunch of junk. 170 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,025 You think kids live down here? 171 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:28,337 Jeff: I don't know if you'd call this living, 172 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,330 but yeah, I mean, it's possible. 173 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:32,966 Jesus Christ. 174 00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:38,280 You know, we are the richest country in the world 175 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,807 and we treat people like this. 176 00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:42,408 It's shameful. 177 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,882 We should record more of this. 178 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,383 Right, evidence of what it's like 179 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:52,352 to actually live down here. 180 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,130 Jeff: Wow, you are really selling this, Holly. 181 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,688 Don't be a dick. 182 00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:57,390 I'm serious, this is a good story. 183 00:10:57,690 --> 00:10:59,425 Jeff: Don't you have an aa meeting? 184 00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:01,060 Fuck, ldont want to sit around 185 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,905 and talk about my fucking drinking problem, okay? 186 00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:04,106 Don't you want to do something 187 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:05,832 that will make a difference, Jeff? 188 00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:08,001 That will, like, I don't know, help people? 189 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,936 Jeff: Help you get your pulitzer, right? 190 00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:12,672 This is what we're talking about. 191 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,410 Holly! 192 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:18,711 - Holly! - Come! 193 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,115 I need your light. 194 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,017 Jeff: Ah, fuck. 195 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:25,718 Holly: Come on. 196 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:03,389 - Jeff: What are you doing? - Shh. 197 00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:04,791 Jeff: What? 198 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,162 What's going on? 199 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,099 I think someone's here. 200 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:14,234 Come on. 201 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,074 Jeff: Holy shit. 202 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:29,215 Check, look behind you, check. 203 00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:35,421 This must be where he lives. 204 00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:38,758 Jeff: Okay, so let's... 205 00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:40,736 I don't think we should be messing with this right now. 206 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,870 We don't have to mess with anything, 207 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:43,229 just get some footage. 208 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:12,358 Holly: Jeff, Jeff, Jeff... 209 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,469 Jeff: Let's get the fuck out of here. 210 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:14,773 Holly: Just calm down, calm down. 211 00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:16,171 - Jeff: No, no, no, no. - Holly: Take a deep breath. 212 00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:17,096 - Jeff: I'm not... fuck. - Holly: Shh. 213 00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:18,798 Jeff: Fuck, is that him? 214 00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:20,876 Holly: It's okay, just take a deep breath, alright? 215 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:23,102 We didn't come this far to get nothing. 216 00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:25,505 Just take a deep breath. Let me get your camera. 217 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:28,274 It's okay. 218 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,145 Jeff: Okay. 219 00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:34,356 - Give me a sec. - Holly: Okay, good? 220 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:35,457 Jeff: Yeah, just give me a sec. 221 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,482 Okay. 222 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:48,261 Jeff: I'm ready, do you see him? 223 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:49,529 Yeah. 224 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,965 Shh. Just relax. 225 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,171 Hello. 226 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:00,840 We didn't mean to scare you. 227 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:05,978 We're... we're friends. We just... 228 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,247 We wanna ask you just a couple of questions. 229 00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:10,149 Is that okay? 230 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,520 Okay, I'm gonna come a little bit closer. 231 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,392 Okay, okay. 232 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,265 Can I ask you what your name is? 233 00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,569 Bill. 234 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,003 Bill. 235 00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:33,606 It's really nice to meet you, bill. 236 00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:37,443 I'm Holly, and that's Jeff. 237 00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:41,881 Do you have a last name, bill? 238 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,889 Are there other people that live down here with you? 239 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,561 Raatma. 240 00:14:58,030 --> 00:15:00,333 Holly: I'm sorry, can you repeat that? 241 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,335 Did you say rat man? 242 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:05,037 Are... are you the rat man, bill? 243 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:10,476 Okay, uh... 244 00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:14,180 Thank you. 245 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:17,950 Um, I'm going to leave you my business card, 246 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:19,585 - right here. - Jeff: Holly! 247 00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:23,022 Holly: I'd love to follow up... 248 00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,574 Jeff: Holly, Holly... 249 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:42,942 Holly? 250 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,079 Holly! 251 00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:49,647 Fuck this, I'm out, I'm out of here. 252 00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:24,450 What... 253 00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:31,324 What the... 254 00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:38,564 Oh, my god! 255 00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:40,766 What? 256 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,572 What, I don't know 257 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,508 what you want with... 258 00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:53,412 There are... 259 00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:58,751 There are people that can help you, 260 00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:02,388 that can get you on your feet, okay? 261 00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:10,296 I'm actually doing a story on you. 262 00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:13,799 To show people that... 263 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:18,271 That you're just, you're just... 264 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,706 You're normal, just you need some help, 265 00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:22,542 and I can help you. 266 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:23,809 Okay, I can... 267 00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:25,710 If you just let me, I can help you, okay? 268 00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:26,778 Just let me help you. 269 00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:28,514 - How? - And I can help... 270 00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:31,484 How would you help? 271 00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:39,158 I wanted to tell their stories. 272 00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:41,360 I would tell their stories to the public. 273 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,129 - Man: Oh. - I would help you. 274 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,631 That's a very generous offer, 275 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,334 but we're gonna tell our own story. 276 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:52,638 - Holly: Jeff? - Holly? 277 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,307 - Holly: Jeff, Jeff? - Holly! 278 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,741 Jeff! 279 00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:57,276 Stop, stop! 280 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:06,519 No, turn that light off. You're scaring him. 281 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,387 Come on. 282 00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:10,156 Come on. 283 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:11,724 That's it, come on. 284 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,522 In the name of raatma. 285 00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:50,630 No, no! 286 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,532 Please, no, no! 287 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,836 Help me, please, no! 288 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,480 - Holly: Please, no! - Man: I thought you were 289 00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:01,574 gonna do one of your little news stories on us. 290 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,442 No, please. 291 00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:05,811 Man: Now you might not realize it yet, 292 00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:08,648 but you are witnessing the beginning of a new era. 293 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,385 Only the righteous shall rise. 294 00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:17,523 Your friend wasn't worthy, but you, who knows? 295 00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:21,360 For all of your sins, you could be saved. 296 00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:25,731 No, please, please! 297 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,867 Holly: No! 298 00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:33,339 - Holly: No, please! - Give me that. 299 00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:37,810 It's time to see if you're welcome in the new world. 300 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,581 Man: It's not for me to answer evil for evil. 301 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,551 We leave that to the wrath of our new god. 302 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,295 Please, no, god! 303 00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,554 Why, god? 304 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:27,727 Man: Compression technology. 305 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,262 The veggie masher turns your ordinary drab vegetables 306 00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:34,266 into a tasty, mouthwatering paste in mere seconds. 307 00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:36,235 Just mash and enjoy. 308 00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:37,612 With the veggie masher from wonder health, 309 00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:39,772 you can finally unleash the full vitamin 310 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,774 and nutrient potential of carrots, 311 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,710 broccoli, peppers, peas. 312 00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:45,945 So why wait? 313 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,980 Call this toll-free number and order now. 314 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,720 The veggie masher from wonder health, 315 00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,684 a subsidiary of mega tech pharmaceuticals. 316 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,591 Now, I am very glad to have our wonderful coworker 317 00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:01,727 Holly marciano with us following her incredible rescue 318 00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:04,797 after she got trapped in a storm drain. 319 00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,732 Man: Okay, come on. 320 00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:09,034 Come on, give me your hand. 321 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:22,948 Gripping stuff. 322 00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,719 And as I'm sure our viewers are by now aware, 323 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:29,321 we are very sad to report that cameraman Jeff wohl 324 00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:31,290 has yet to be found. 325 00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:33,859 But, Holly, we are so happy to have you back. 326 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,961 Thank you, Mark. It's good to be back. 327 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,831 It's the first day of fall, 328 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,933 and there's no better way to kick off the season 329 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:44,970 than with westerville's 94th annual pumpkin festival. 330 00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:47,740 People are already lining up to raatma the hay rides, 331 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,441 apple raatma, and of course, 332 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:52,545 to see who will be crowned the festival's largest raatma. 333 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,838 Okay, why don't we cut to commercial... 334 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,822 Jesus fucking Christ! 335 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,043 And in sports news, 336 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:27,079 Ohio state plays the Indiana hoosiers tomorrow night. 337 00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:28,948 Good luck to our buckeyes. 338 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:31,984 I'm Holly marciano, channel six news. 339 00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:34,019 Hail raatma. 340 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:47,933 Petro: These super labs can be booby-trapped, 341 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,969 proceed with caution. 342 00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:53,405 Nash: Could be no one left alive in here. 343 00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:55,908 Slater: You feeling in over your head, Nash? 344 00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:59,378 Nash: Mind your own fucking head, slater. 345 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,529 Spivy: I've got people, there's people in here. 346 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:19,965 Slater: Blue team, we've got more dbs. 347 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,800 Room full of bodies. 348 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:33,712 Spivy: Fuck me, I'm calling for backup. 349 00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:36,749 No, not yet, let's find the others. 350 00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:39,051 Hey, slater, what's your 10-20? 351 00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:40,452 Slater: Fuck if I know. 352 00:23:40,552 --> 00:23:42,721 Oursler and I got fucking separated. 353 00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:46,425 Could be these bitches are barricaded or got tipped off. 354 00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:49,194 Stay where you are. 355 00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:54,566 Spivy: You know, if this thing ever makes the news, 356 00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:58,070 and they ask for an interview, 357 00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:00,673 I can do it, I got a face for TV. 358 00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:24,675 Hailey: So with these memorial videos, 359 00:24:24,730 --> 00:24:27,533 isn't it usually just like home movies? 360 00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:30,035 Man: We record our services from time to time. 361 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:35,207 You haven't yet met the family of the deceased, have you? 362 00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:37,009 They are... 363 00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:38,210 Well, the main point is 364 00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:40,846 we never question the request of the client. 365 00:24:40,946 --> 00:24:43,115 Grief is a personal matter. 366 00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:45,517 If the bereaved family wants to include footage 367 00:24:45,617 --> 00:24:48,821 of the wake in their memorial video, we are happy to oblige. 368 00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:51,442 I assume they're paying extra for this. 369 00:24:51,523 --> 00:24:53,258 That also, yes. 370 00:24:53,559 --> 00:24:54,693 Hand me the battery. 371 00:24:57,763 --> 00:24:59,765 I've got it to program for the cameras as well, 372 00:24:59,865 --> 00:25:01,667 so make sure you keep this in cd mode, 373 00:25:01,767 --> 00:25:02,927 othennise you'll eject a tape 374 00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:04,670 in the middle of someone's eulogy. 375 00:25:04,770 --> 00:25:06,905 - Ready to go? - Yeah, I parked out front. 376 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,017 The wake's going to begin at 9:00, so I would suggest 377 00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:10,151 - you open the doors... - Yeah, I already know. 378 00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:11,744 - Why's the casket crooked? - Hm? 379 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:14,747 I didn't place it like that. 380 00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,682 You know I didn't go near it. 381 00:25:16,782 --> 00:25:18,917 Maybe I bumped it. Whatever. 382 00:25:24,056 --> 00:25:25,657 Oh, Jesus, that's heavy. 383 00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:27,226 Well, he was a big boy. 384 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:29,762 Parts of him that were left, anyway. 385 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:30,942 Ronald, he's joking, right? 386 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,699 The deceased was in a severe accident. 387 00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:34,967 It is a closed casket wake. 388 00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:37,102 - Yeah, I knew that, but... - Don't worry. 389 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:38,680 I was more or less able to get him back 390 00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:40,072 into his original shape. 391 00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:43,175 Pity about his face and head. 392 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:46,011 But the family wanted him put back together, 393 00:25:46,111 --> 00:25:48,781 and aside from that top part, I'd say it's pretty good work. 394 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:50,058 But don't take my word for it, 395 00:25:50,082 --> 00:25:52,551 why don't you have a look for yourself? 396 00:25:52,651 --> 00:25:53,952 You're gonna do great, Hailey. 397 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:55,830 I'll be in early tomorrow morning to relieve you, 398 00:25:55,854 --> 00:25:58,023 so if anything serious comes up, give me a call. 399 00:25:58,123 --> 00:26:00,025 And if it doesn't, don't wake me up. 400 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,731 Hailey: Yes, I was just about to switch out the tapes, 401 00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:43,102 but I feel dumb recording myself just sitting here. 402 00:26:43,202 --> 00:26:44,636 Um, standing. 403 00:26:44,736 --> 00:26:47,072 Ronald: I said to call me if anything serious came up. 404 00:26:47,172 --> 00:26:49,007 Nothing happening is not serious. 405 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:51,944 It's a wake. He's not going anywhere. 406 00:26:52,044 --> 00:26:53,288 Maybe they got caught in the storm, 407 00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:55,914 or maybe nobody liked the guy. 408 00:26:59,685 --> 00:27:00,725 Hailey: Okay, okay, sorry. 409 00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:35,821 Hey, Sharon, it's me. 410 00:27:35,921 --> 00:27:38,290 I know it's late, but if you're up, 411 00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:40,325 give me a call at the funeral home. 412 00:27:41,793 --> 00:27:46,398 No one's here and I'm working all night. 413 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:49,935 And I had a quick question for you. 414 00:27:50,936 --> 00:27:51,970 Bye. 415 00:28:30,842 --> 00:28:31,843 Hello? 416 00:28:31,944 --> 00:28:33,412 I mean, Jensen funeral home. 417 00:28:34,813 --> 00:28:36,448 Hey, Sharon, yeah. 418 00:28:37,849 --> 00:28:39,952 Your mom still saves the newspaper, right? 419 00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:42,754 No, I... 420 00:28:42,854 --> 00:28:44,289 No, that's fine. 421 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:47,859 Listen, would you mind checking the obituary page 422 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:51,330 in the last few issues for a guy named Andrew Edwards? 423 00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:54,366 This is weird, but I'm supposed 424 00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:56,735 to be hosting his wake tonight, and I... 425 00:28:57,836 --> 00:28:59,438 Something like that. 426 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:02,474 Basically, just in the past week. 427 00:29:02,774 --> 00:29:03,775 Yeah. 428 00:29:04,810 --> 00:29:06,745 Thanks, I appreciate it. 429 00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:08,981 Bye. 430 00:29:40,479 --> 00:29:42,180 Shit, shit. 431 00:31:02,961 --> 00:31:03,995 It's crooked? 432 00:31:37,295 --> 00:31:40,232 I am fucking telling you he's alive in there. 433 00:31:40,332 --> 00:31:42,167 He fucking moved, I heard it. 434 00:31:42,267 --> 00:31:45,437 Ronald: I promise you, he is very dead, Hailey. 435 00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:49,608 If you can't handle one under-attended wake... 436 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:51,009 Hang on, here's Tim. 437 00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:58,984 Tim: Hailey, kid, I assure you that body in that casket 438 00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:00,986 is not capable of moving. 439 00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:02,597 All those stories about people waking up 440 00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:04,356 are just urban legends. 441 00:32:04,456 --> 00:32:05,957 It's just gasses escaping 442 00:32:06,057 --> 00:32:08,326 or one of the other hundred chemical processes 443 00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:10,695 that can happen with embalmed remains in the first 96. 444 00:32:10,996 --> 00:32:12,531 We talked about this. 445 00:32:12,631 --> 00:32:14,132 Gasses escaping. 446 00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:16,544 Tim: It's just you there, right? 447 00:32:16,568 --> 00:32:18,970 So go crack the lid and take a peek. 448 00:32:19,070 --> 00:32:21,270 Seriously, I mean it, Ronnie and I will stay on the line 449 00:32:21,339 --> 00:32:24,176 and you'll see it's just a person's remains. 450 00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:25,477 Might look a little gross, 451 00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:27,946 but that's all it is, and you'll feel better. 452 00:32:30,382 --> 00:32:31,383 Hailey? 453 00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:33,185 No, you're right. 454 00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:36,054 It's just the remains settling, I know that. 455 00:32:36,154 --> 00:32:37,189 Sorry, Tim. 456 00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:40,158 Tim: It's okay, kid. 457 00:32:40,258 --> 00:32:42,661 But don't call here again tonight or Ron will fire you. 458 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,029 Goodnight. 459 00:33:18,363 --> 00:33:20,165 Man: This is Andrew's wake, no? 460 00:33:20,265 --> 00:33:21,299 Yes, yes. 461 00:33:21,399 --> 00:33:23,502 My gosh, I am so sorry. Wait one second. 462 00:33:24,402 --> 00:33:27,005 We had a power outage, so... 463 00:33:31,209 --> 00:33:35,447 We met with a man before, an old fellow. 464 00:33:35,547 --> 00:33:37,015 He's not here tonight? 465 00:33:37,115 --> 00:33:39,484 Oh, you must mean Ronald. He's the manager. 466 00:33:39,584 --> 00:33:42,120 He'll be in tomorrow for the funeral services itself, 467 00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:44,589 but I was given the responsibility of the wake. 468 00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:46,191 Doesn't matter. 469 00:33:47,259 --> 00:33:49,227 Of course, I understand very few could make it up 470 00:33:49,327 --> 00:33:50,395 in this storm. 471 00:33:50,495 --> 00:33:54,566 There's a tornado watch, something like this. 472 00:33:54,666 --> 00:33:56,034 I listen to the weather. 473 00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:58,770 May I? 474 00:33:59,070 --> 00:34:00,305 My gosh, yes. 475 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,042 Here. 476 00:34:05,477 --> 00:34:07,279 Are you family, or... 477 00:34:58,496 --> 00:35:00,298 Thank you very much. 478 00:35:00,398 --> 00:35:02,133 Oh, do you need anything else? 479 00:35:02,233 --> 00:35:04,603 Man: No, I paid my respects in full. 480 00:35:31,429 --> 00:35:32,831 Jensen funeral home. 481 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:35,333 Sharon: Hey, sorry, I totally passed out. 482 00:35:36,401 --> 00:35:37,702 Don't sweat it, it's cool. 483 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:40,205 No one showed up to this wake tonight. 484 00:35:40,305 --> 00:35:42,240 It's been kind of creepy, 485 00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:45,176 so I wanted to know the deal with the dead guy, 486 00:35:45,276 --> 00:35:49,781 but someone finally visited, so now it's not as strange. 487 00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:52,250 Sharon: Really, someone showed up? 488 00:35:52,350 --> 00:35:53,351 What were they like? 489 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:56,621 Why? 490 00:35:56,721 --> 00:35:57,865 Sharon: I, like, flipped through the tribune 491 00:35:57,889 --> 00:35:59,524 for Andrew Edwards like you said, 492 00:35:59,624 --> 00:36:01,593 but I didn't need to look in the obituaries. 493 00:36:01,693 --> 00:36:02,827 He was on the front page. 494 00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:04,596 Hailey: What? 495 00:36:04,696 --> 00:36:06,456 Sharon: Andrew Edwards is the name of the guy 496 00:36:06,531 --> 00:36:08,833 who jumped off the roof of that church down in haysburg. 497 00:36:08,933 --> 00:36:10,602 You heard about that, right? 498 00:36:10,702 --> 00:36:13,405 He was on the roof for an hour shouting crazy gibberish, 499 00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:14,825 and then he hit the concrete steps 500 00:36:14,873 --> 00:36:17,208 right as families were beginning to show up for... 501 00:36:18,410 --> 00:36:20,445 Hailey: Hello, Sharon? 502 00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:33,525 Hello? 503 00:36:52,477 --> 00:36:53,478 What? 504 00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:11,996 Mr. Edwards? 505 00:37:23,341 --> 00:37:26,945 Mr. Edwards, you've been in an accident, okay? 506 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:29,247 And there was... 507 00:37:29,347 --> 00:37:32,283 There's some kind of a mistake at the morgue... 508 00:37:55,907 --> 00:37:57,609 He can't see me. 509 00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:25,790 Nash: Petro, we're on the move, where are you? 510 00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:29,694 Spivy: We're fucking lost in here. 511 00:40:30,895 --> 00:40:32,931 Oh, god, there's that smell again. 512 00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:35,199 It's worse than dead bodies. 513 00:40:36,534 --> 00:40:38,036 This is not the same staircase. 514 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:43,641 Watch your step, there's something on the floor. 515 00:40:56,087 --> 00:40:58,056 What the fuck is that? 516 00:40:59,157 --> 00:41:01,526 Petro, where the fuck are you? 517 00:41:01,626 --> 00:41:04,896 We've got another 419, definitely not self-inflicted. 518 00:41:04,996 --> 00:41:07,732 We don't need more tech, we need a gravedigger! 519 00:41:07,832 --> 00:41:10,034 Nash: We're gonna need more than just one gravedigger. 520 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:11,769 This is gonna get nastier. 521 00:41:12,870 --> 00:41:13,871 Spivy: Petro! 522 00:41:15,707 --> 00:41:16,908 Oursler! 523 00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:18,876 Fucking radio isn't working. 524 00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:21,112 Spivy: Petro, oursler! 525 00:41:21,212 --> 00:41:23,915 Slater: All officers check in right fucking now! 526 00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:27,051 With radio interference, this channel is not stable. 527 00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:29,120 We have to find an exit right now. 528 00:41:32,690 --> 00:41:34,892 Woman: All are welcome. 529 00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:37,161 All are watching. 530 00:41:37,261 --> 00:41:39,063 Finally, followers, 531 00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:42,166 tonight is the night you've been waiting for. 532 00:41:42,266 --> 00:41:44,736 Track my signal. 533 00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:46,938 The signal is the stimulant. 534 00:41:47,038 --> 00:41:48,940 The signal is the sedative. 535 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,576 The signal is salvation. 536 00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:55,013 Forever starts right now. 537 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:26,483 Suhendra: 538 00:54:07,845 --> 00:54:11,582 Man: 539 01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:50,994 Girl: Hello. 540 01:11:34,323 --> 01:11:38,060 Gary: I... I thought you promised no one would get hurt. 541 01:11:38,361 --> 01:11:39,428 Oh, Gary. 542 01:11:42,565 --> 01:11:44,433 Someone always gets hurt. 543 01:11:46,869 --> 01:11:49,338 Slater: What the fuck is going on in there? 544 01:11:49,438 --> 01:11:51,007 If you cannot clear the fucking place, 545 01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:53,843 then get the fuck out of there now! 546 01:11:53,943 --> 01:11:56,379 Forever starts right now. 547 01:12:00,850 --> 01:12:03,019 Is spivy here with you, Nash? 548 01:12:03,319 --> 01:12:04,620 He got separated. 549 01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:06,088 Haven't laid eyes on him. 550 01:12:07,423 --> 01:12:11,627 I want to get the fuck out of here. 551 01:12:13,696 --> 01:12:15,965 Woman: Spivy? Spivy. 552 01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:19,802 Spivy, oursler! 553 01:12:26,542 --> 01:12:27,543 Spivy? 554 01:12:28,711 --> 01:12:29,712 Spivy! 555 01:12:31,914 --> 01:12:34,050 Man: Fucking hate this place. 556 01:12:35,351 --> 01:12:36,419 Spivy, come in. 557 01:12:37,486 --> 01:12:38,921 Brayberry. 558 01:12:39,021 --> 01:12:40,022 Fisher. 559 01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:42,592 Fucking anybody, come in! 560 01:12:44,026 --> 01:12:46,495 Petro: Try not to lose your head, slater. 561 01:13:02,378 --> 01:13:03,479 Man: Attention! 562 01:13:44,553 --> 01:13:45,955 Victim: Oh, god! 563 01:13:48,190 --> 01:13:49,992 No, no. 564 01:14:12,048 --> 01:14:13,516 God, no, please. 565 01:14:16,118 --> 01:14:17,853 Bob: I'm rolling. 566 01:14:21,123 --> 01:14:22,858 Okay, ready? 567 01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:24,126 You can go. 568 01:14:24,226 --> 01:14:27,063 Happy shall he be that taketh and dashest 569 01:14:27,163 --> 01:14:29,732 thy little ones against the stone. 570 01:14:41,143 --> 01:14:42,178 Bob: Yep, cool. 571 01:14:52,555 --> 01:14:55,958 Man: America is plagued by a black cancer 572 01:14:56,058 --> 01:14:59,495 that has been allowed to rot this once-great land 573 01:14:59,595 --> 01:15:01,764 from within for far too long. 574 01:15:01,864 --> 01:15:05,101 We, the last decent men of america, 575 01:15:05,201 --> 01:15:07,903 are the true patriots who have given blood oaths 576 01:15:08,004 --> 01:15:10,206 to defend our way of life. 577 01:15:10,506 --> 01:15:12,908 We will take back america. 578 01:15:13,009 --> 01:15:15,511 Its rapists will be put down in the gutter. 579 01:15:15,611 --> 01:15:19,181 We will put boots to them and squash this mongrel horde 580 01:15:19,281 --> 01:15:21,159 like the rats they are. 581 01:15:21,183 --> 01:15:25,021 We, the first patriots movement militia, are coming for you. 582 01:15:25,121 --> 01:15:29,558 Our time of mass cleansing is at hand. 583 01:15:29,658 --> 01:15:31,827 And with this weapon 584 01:15:31,927 --> 01:15:34,697 that Christ himself in his infinite wisdom 585 01:15:34,797 --> 01:15:37,666 has seen fit to bestow upon us, 586 01:15:37,767 --> 01:15:41,971 we have become likened unto a righteous fist of justice 587 01:15:42,071 --> 01:15:45,207 that will smite the wickedness from the face of this earth! 588 01:15:45,307 --> 01:15:47,176 - Yeah! - The United States 589 01:15:47,276 --> 01:15:50,012 - of fuckdom will fall! - Yeah! 590 01:15:50,112 --> 01:15:51,781 By god! 591 01:15:54,884 --> 01:15:57,720 Bob, what do I... I got it on standby. 592 01:15:57,820 --> 01:15:59,765 - Now do I just press the button? - Bob: Press the red button. 593 01:15:59,789 --> 01:16:00,856 Just press it, okay. 594 01:16:00,956 --> 01:16:02,567 I don't wanna press... I don't wanna fuck it up. 595 01:16:02,591 --> 01:16:05,694 Bob: Let's go, let's go, let's go, roll, roll, roll! 596 01:16:05,795 --> 01:16:07,263 Business, business time. 597 01:16:08,230 --> 01:16:09,799 Jesus fuck! 598 01:16:09,899 --> 01:16:11,567 Thanks for the puddle, Steve. 599 01:16:14,070 --> 01:16:17,006 Man: Do you copy, we got a dash on this building. 600 01:16:17,106 --> 01:16:20,676 Looks like a security entrance to the east side. 601 01:16:20,776 --> 01:16:23,746 Employee parking lot, and it's not open today, 602 01:16:23,846 --> 01:16:25,581 but guarantee on the day it's gonna be open. 603 01:16:25,681 --> 01:16:27,616 Greg: Copy that. 604 01:16:27,716 --> 01:16:29,218 Man: I'm looking at... 605 01:16:29,318 --> 01:16:30,986 Got one security camera. 606 01:16:31,087 --> 01:16:33,355 Two security camera, three, four. 607 01:16:33,656 --> 01:16:37,026 We got definitely two X-ray analyzers in the lobby 608 01:16:37,126 --> 01:16:38,828 and maybe a retinal scan. 609 01:16:38,928 --> 01:16:42,965 I'll try to get some codes, but if I don't, shit, guys. 610 01:16:43,065 --> 01:16:44,266 That was final. 611 01:16:49,672 --> 01:16:51,116 - Good job, good job. - Man: Good job. 612 01:16:51,140 --> 01:16:52,141 Okay. 613 01:16:53,342 --> 01:16:55,010 We can maybe walk the beast in, 614 01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:58,848 but I don't think they're open until well after sun's out. 615 01:16:58,948 --> 01:17:00,759 Bob: Does the front of the building even get sunlight? 616 01:17:00,783 --> 01:17:02,103 If we miss our weather window now, 617 01:17:02,151 --> 01:17:04,096 we're not gonna get sunlight for a few months, Bob. 618 01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:05,363 Bob: No, no, no, no, we have to go now. 619 01:17:05,387 --> 01:17:06,655 Jimmy: Maybe a bit drastic. 620 01:17:06,755 --> 01:17:08,891 We have to go in there and hit them up 621 01:17:08,991 --> 01:17:10,202 when the building's full up, okay? 622 01:17:10,226 --> 01:17:11,327 Man: Hell yeah. 623 01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:13,395 They got a daycare. They got a daycare. 624 01:17:17,133 --> 01:17:19,635 Okay, um, pull out. 625 01:17:21,036 --> 01:17:23,339 Oh, shit, front door it is. 626 01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:25,975 You know, at least the street runs past there, right? 627 01:17:26,075 --> 01:17:28,077 Bob: Oh, hang on a moment here, commandant, the... 628 01:17:28,177 --> 01:17:29,211 Greg: The loading dock. 629 01:17:29,311 --> 01:17:31,080 Bob: Oh, it's the maintenance entrance, 630 01:17:31,180 --> 01:17:32,681 my cousin can get us the passcode. 631 01:17:32,781 --> 01:17:36,051 Oh, nice, and the sun is there most of the day, too. 632 01:17:39,822 --> 01:17:43,025 Well, gentlemen, this is where we roll in 633 01:17:43,125 --> 01:17:46,428 and we detonate the abomination. 634 01:18:12,321 --> 01:18:13,322 Good shot. 635 01:18:16,792 --> 01:18:18,761 Man: Tower one to eagle's nest. 636 01:18:18,861 --> 01:18:21,263 Greg: Go for eagle's nest. 637 01:18:21,363 --> 01:18:22,765 Package has landed. 638 01:18:22,865 --> 01:18:24,266 Greg: Copy that, tower one. 639 01:18:34,109 --> 01:18:35,811 Hope you weren't waiting long. 640 01:18:37,379 --> 01:18:39,415 Work as much, but there's plenty of it. 641 01:18:42,851 --> 01:18:43,852 Greg. 642 01:18:46,088 --> 01:18:49,825 Gotta say, you boys don't fool around. 643 01:18:49,925 --> 01:18:52,394 I'm very impressed with the security here. 644 01:18:52,494 --> 01:18:54,005 Damn right, we're tight as a fucking drum, right? 645 01:18:54,029 --> 01:18:56,799 Shut the fuck up, Jimmy, you're out of order. 646 01:18:56,899 --> 01:18:58,234 My bad, sorry, commandant. 647 01:18:59,768 --> 01:19:01,870 Well-trained soldiers you got there, Greg. 648 01:19:03,872 --> 01:19:06,342 It's herr commandant when we're in uniform. 649 01:19:07,843 --> 01:19:09,812 Copy that, herr commandant. 650 01:19:12,047 --> 01:19:14,817 Now, your unit may be a well-regulated militia. 651 01:19:18,320 --> 01:19:21,023 But you ain't nowhere near well-armed enough... 652 01:19:23,425 --> 01:19:25,894 For the very necessary fight you've got coming your way. 653 01:19:25,995 --> 01:19:28,764 My god, this is making my fucking dick hard. 654 01:19:28,864 --> 01:19:30,966 Bob: This is making all our dicks hard. 655 01:19:31,066 --> 01:19:32,666 Jimmy: Yeah, Bob, I can see it from here. 656 01:19:32,835 --> 01:19:34,069 This will be more than enough 657 01:19:34,169 --> 01:19:36,348 to hold off whatever authorities come at you after the op. 658 01:19:36,372 --> 01:19:37,492 Hell, if those waco numbnuts 659 01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:39,413 would have had half this hardware on hand, 660 01:19:39,441 --> 01:19:41,410 atf would still be out there getting chewed up. 661 01:19:41,510 --> 01:19:42,845 Bet you these are just drinking up 662 01:19:42,945 --> 01:19:44,489 - that fucking Iraqi blood, huh? - Oh, fuck yeah! 663 01:19:44,513 --> 01:19:46,081 Fucking desert storm! 664 01:19:46,181 --> 01:19:47,549 Oy, desert buttfuck, Talon! 665 01:19:47,850 --> 01:19:48,970 No one at the police station 666 01:19:49,018 --> 01:19:51,086 saw you taking any of this stuff? 667 01:19:51,186 --> 01:19:52,321 Nope. 668 01:19:52,421 --> 01:19:53,922 How's that? 669 01:19:54,023 --> 01:19:55,457 We got friends everywhere. 670 01:19:56,892 --> 01:19:58,093 You know it. 671 01:19:58,193 --> 01:20:00,029 Especially with a grease stain like Clinton 672 01:20:00,129 --> 01:20:02,097 in the white house. 673 01:20:02,197 --> 01:20:04,833 Lots of cops are ready for you patriots 674 01:20:04,933 --> 01:20:07,903 to take the feds down, hard. 675 01:20:11,940 --> 01:20:14,410 Bob: Could you say something, herr commandant, 676 01:20:14,510 --> 01:20:16,945 about how momentous this moment is for the cause? 677 01:20:17,046 --> 01:20:18,247 With the weapons and all. 678 01:20:20,449 --> 01:20:21,817 Cut. 679 01:20:33,896 --> 01:20:36,498 This is but a earthly arsenal. 680 01:20:47,376 --> 01:20:48,844 Well met, fellow warrior. 681 01:20:50,245 --> 01:20:51,313 This man here... 682 01:20:52,348 --> 01:20:55,551 This man heard wu tan's clarion call to action 683 01:20:55,851 --> 01:20:56,885 and he did his part. 684 01:20:57,920 --> 01:21:01,123 He hath armed us for conflict sure to come 685 01:21:01,223 --> 01:21:04,626 after the heroic act that we have all given blood oath 686 01:21:04,927 --> 01:21:06,395 to undertake. 687 01:21:06,495 --> 01:21:11,300 We will topple the Patrick v. McNamara federal building 688 01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:14,136 in the infested cesspit of Detroit, Michigan. 689 01:21:14,236 --> 01:21:15,637 - Fuck yeah. - Fucking right. 690 01:21:17,172 --> 01:21:19,341 Man: And you're certain the weapon works? 691 01:21:20,409 --> 01:21:22,177 The creature? 692 01:21:22,277 --> 01:21:23,278 Of course. 693 01:21:24,580 --> 01:21:25,981 Man: So you tested it? 694 01:21:34,890 --> 01:21:38,460 Someone turn off that fucking bell! 695 01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:40,229 - There. - Man: Please, no. 696 01:21:41,296 --> 01:21:42,898 Please. 697 01:21:45,033 --> 01:21:46,034 Please. 698 01:21:47,202 --> 01:21:48,203 Please. 699 01:21:56,678 --> 01:21:57,679 Jimmy. 700 01:22:04,219 --> 01:22:05,421 Jimmy: Bucket. 701 01:22:05,521 --> 01:22:08,357 Man: Come on, take that bit. 702 01:22:08,457 --> 01:22:09,691 Greg: Don't get any on you. 703 01:22:09,992 --> 01:22:12,961 You don't know what that shit's gonna do to your skin. 704 01:22:13,061 --> 01:22:15,030 Yeah, drain him. 705 01:22:15,130 --> 01:22:16,198 Jimmy: Come on, bitch. 706 01:22:17,199 --> 01:22:18,500 Yeah, here we go. 707 01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:21,703 That's probably good enough. 708 01:22:22,004 --> 01:22:23,581 Man: Pretty cool eyes. 709 01:22:23,605 --> 01:22:25,040 This one looks pretty cool. 710 01:22:25,140 --> 01:22:26,140 Bob: Kinda evil looking. 711 01:22:26,208 --> 01:22:27,476 Oh, shit, those coyotes? 712 01:22:27,576 --> 01:22:29,077 Bob: Yeah. 713 01:22:29,178 --> 01:22:31,280 Okay, let's do this. 714 01:22:31,380 --> 01:22:32,381 Good girl. 715 01:22:34,383 --> 01:22:35,484 Good girl. 716 01:22:35,584 --> 01:22:38,120 Okay, Phoebe, this is the good stuff. 717 01:22:38,220 --> 01:22:41,390 This is to redeem the soul of the goddamn us of a. 718 01:22:41,490 --> 01:22:42,930 - Bob: Oh, yeah. - You understand me? 719 01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:44,993 Okay, get this for posterity, can you focus this? 720 01:22:45,093 --> 01:22:46,504 - Bob: Yeah, yeah. - Okay, let's get that. 721 01:22:46,528 --> 01:22:48,130 - Bob: Got it? - Let's do this, yeah. 722 01:22:48,230 --> 01:22:51,366 Creature blood going in, three, two, one. 723 01:22:56,338 --> 01:22:58,073 Bob: Say something, herr commandant, 724 01:22:58,173 --> 01:23:00,175 on what we're doing here. 725 01:23:01,510 --> 01:23:04,680 Well, uh, I got to thinking, Bob, 726 01:23:04,980 --> 01:23:06,391 that it would probably be a good idea 727 01:23:06,415 --> 01:23:10,118 to test the ultimate weapon before we're fully committed 728 01:23:10,219 --> 01:23:12,287 and running the mission. 729 01:23:12,387 --> 01:23:13,689 Bob: Smart, really smart. 730 01:23:16,158 --> 01:23:17,593 Man: What's taking him so... 731 01:23:18,994 --> 01:23:20,028 Oh, shit. 732 01:23:20,128 --> 01:23:22,030 Shit, here we go, here we go, here we go. 733 01:23:22,130 --> 01:23:24,166 Run, boy, the sun is coming up! 734 01:23:24,266 --> 01:23:25,367 Everyone down, down! 735 01:23:41,550 --> 01:23:44,319 What in the actual fuck? 736 01:23:45,287 --> 01:23:46,622 - Jimmy! - Jimmy: What? 737 01:23:46,722 --> 01:23:49,658 It's probably blocked by the tree or something! 738 01:23:49,758 --> 01:23:51,693 Get in there, don't be such a fucking... 739 01:23:58,800 --> 01:24:01,270 Man: Fucking Christ. 740 01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:09,244 Jimmy: First martyrs of the cause, baby! 741 01:24:09,344 --> 01:24:10,755 - Man: It happened, it worked! - Man: It's gone! 742 01:24:10,779 --> 01:24:12,190 - Man: What'd you say? - Man: It's gone! 743 01:24:12,214 --> 01:24:13,749 - Man: What? - Man: Phoebe! 744 01:24:14,049 --> 01:24:15,551 - Man: It's gone! - It works! 745 01:24:22,324 --> 01:24:24,126 Man: Fuck you! 746 01:24:24,226 --> 01:24:25,227 Yeah! 747 01:24:26,728 --> 01:24:28,063 Jimmy: This fucking smoke! 748 01:24:40,075 --> 01:24:42,844 Alright, I give the go-ahead, and... 749 01:24:43,145 --> 01:24:45,380 And fucking boom! 750 01:24:55,424 --> 01:24:57,225 Fuck, Chuck, one second. 751 01:24:57,326 --> 01:24:59,528 - Fuck. - Sorry, sorry. 752 01:24:59,628 --> 01:25:01,172 Man: They have to all go down at the same time, 753 01:25:01,196 --> 01:25:02,507 - othennise these fucking... - Sensor's just not 754 01:25:02,531 --> 01:25:04,342 fucking going, Greg, I don't know what's going on. 755 01:25:04,366 --> 01:25:07,135 Greg: Well, then you go and you get the part tomorrow. 756 01:25:07,235 --> 01:25:09,371 Guess what, we're going the day after now. 757 01:25:11,406 --> 01:25:12,407 Jimmy: Fuck! 758 01:25:12,507 --> 01:25:14,142 Nothing can be left to chance. 759 01:25:14,242 --> 01:25:16,645 We are stepping onto the world stage here. 760 01:25:17,879 --> 01:25:21,216 God in his infinite wisdom has given us a boon for the ages. 761 01:25:22,484 --> 01:25:26,888 A metaphysical super weapon, living destruction. 762 01:25:30,258 --> 01:25:33,462 I will not let Christ the king down. 763 01:25:36,765 --> 01:25:40,369 We must do his good work with honor! 764 01:25:40,469 --> 01:25:41,470 Yes, sir. 765 01:25:46,408 --> 01:25:48,644 Well, it looks like it's one more day 766 01:25:48,744 --> 01:25:53,148 until the fall of the unholy American empire. 767 01:25:56,618 --> 01:25:58,387 But tonight... 768 01:26:00,322 --> 01:26:02,758 Tonight we will send off proper. 769 01:26:04,159 --> 01:26:08,530 We will cleanse ourselves before the retribution. 770 01:26:08,630 --> 01:26:12,701 We will get cork high and bottle deep! 771 01:26:16,405 --> 01:26:18,340 We're gonna get fucking wasted. 772 01:26:18,440 --> 01:26:19,541 Yeah! 773 01:26:19,641 --> 01:26:21,610 Alright, yeah! 774 01:26:21,710 --> 01:26:24,880 - Fucking... - Commandant's private stash! 775 01:26:25,180 --> 01:26:27,949 Man: Oh, get it! 776 01:26:34,189 --> 01:26:35,323 Bob: You gonna go piss? 777 01:26:35,424 --> 01:26:36,634 - A piss? - Bob: You taking a piss? 778 01:26:36,658 --> 01:26:38,393 Are you gonna come watch me take a piss? 779 01:26:38,493 --> 01:26:39,804 Bob: Yeah, you want me to film it, 780 01:26:39,828 --> 01:26:41,439 - you fucking perv? - Yeah, fucking go ahead. 781 01:26:41,463 --> 01:26:43,398 Hey, we're going to the pissing hole! 782 01:26:43,498 --> 01:26:46,301 No, never rest, only pee! 783 01:26:46,401 --> 01:26:47,869 - Bob: Yeah. - Never rest, 784 01:26:47,969 --> 01:26:49,304 - only pee! - Bob: Only pee. 785 01:26:52,374 --> 01:26:55,610 Holy, ah, I tell you. 786 01:26:55,711 --> 01:26:56,912 Fucking... 787 01:26:57,212 --> 01:26:59,548 Let me tell you, these were fucking... 788 01:26:59,648 --> 01:27:01,516 These are $12. 789 01:27:01,616 --> 01:27:03,919 Oh, Jessie, what the fuck? 790 01:27:04,219 --> 01:27:06,388 - I'll get... I'll get you. - Oh, shit! 791 01:27:06,488 --> 01:27:08,448 I know how to use this. 792 01:27:08,490 --> 01:27:10,892 Oy, oy, oy, you're good. 793 01:27:13,829 --> 01:27:15,630 Bob, we need you, Bob! 794 01:27:15,731 --> 01:27:17,866 - You need a drink, Bob. - Bob's out! 795 01:27:17,966 --> 01:27:20,502 - You need a drink. - Bob! 796 01:27:20,602 --> 01:27:23,271 Give it to him. 797 01:27:23,371 --> 01:27:24,673 Jimmy: Your camera is your mask. 798 01:27:24,773 --> 01:27:25,841 Bob: Camera is my mask? 799 01:27:25,941 --> 01:27:27,609 Jimmy: Why don't you have a drink? 800 01:27:27,709 --> 01:27:29,069 Bob: You're wearing a literal mask. 801 01:27:29,311 --> 01:27:30,655 - Jimmy: You have to have... - Bob: I will have a drink. 802 01:27:30,679 --> 01:27:33,381 - Jimmy: A drink. - Bob: I've been working hard. 803 01:27:33,482 --> 01:27:35,550 - Oh, you first. - Jimmy: You know what? 804 01:27:35,650 --> 01:27:36,885 You're sick. 805 01:27:48,663 --> 01:27:49,831 Bob: Ow, ow. 806 01:27:55,036 --> 01:27:56,037 There he is. 807 01:27:56,938 --> 01:27:58,807 Fucking fuck. 808 01:28:03,411 --> 01:28:04,546 Fucking pussy. 809 01:28:07,282 --> 01:28:08,383 Steve. 810 01:28:17,826 --> 01:28:18,827 Steve. 811 01:28:20,829 --> 01:28:22,831 Where's the fucking monster? 812 01:28:29,805 --> 01:28:31,473 Let's fuck with him, man. 813 01:28:32,440 --> 01:28:34,376 - Steve: What? - Bob: Let's fuck with him. 814 01:28:35,644 --> 01:28:37,045 You don't... 815 01:28:37,345 --> 01:28:38,680 You don't wanna piss on him? 816 01:28:38,780 --> 01:28:41,316 The fuck... Bob, what the fuck is wrong with you, man? 817 01:28:41,416 --> 01:28:42,984 Bob: The fuck is wrong with you? 818 01:28:43,084 --> 01:28:46,321 Bob, just go back to the fucking party, man, okay? 819 01:28:46,421 --> 01:28:49,858 Let me do my thing, you go, get the fuck out of here. 820 01:28:49,958 --> 01:28:50,959 Bob: The fuck? 821 01:28:52,394 --> 01:28:56,598 Pussy, I fucking knew you'd pussy out, you little bitch. 822 01:28:56,698 --> 01:28:58,466 Fucking Steve. 823 01:29:00,869 --> 01:29:03,672 Welcome to romance hour. 824 01:29:08,543 --> 01:29:10,045 Oh, oh, wow. 825 01:29:10,345 --> 01:29:11,947 Bob: Give him a kiss. 826 01:29:13,348 --> 01:29:14,583 - What? - Bob: Kiss him! 827 01:29:17,986 --> 01:29:18,986 You fucking dare me? 828 01:29:19,020 --> 01:29:21,489 Bob: Fucking do it! 829 01:29:21,590 --> 01:29:24,593 Fucking French him! 830 01:29:31,666 --> 01:29:33,068 Bob: Oh, my god. 831 01:29:33,368 --> 01:29:34,669 Give me that fucking thing. 832 01:29:34,769 --> 01:29:37,105 Bob: No, no, no, no, no. 833 01:29:37,405 --> 01:29:40,375 Bob! 834 01:29:43,745 --> 01:29:44,946 Bob: Oh, god! 835 01:29:45,046 --> 01:29:46,815 You sick fuck! 836 01:29:53,555 --> 01:29:54,556 Is that you? 837 01:29:55,657 --> 01:29:57,134 - Man: What the fuck? - Man: Go, go, go! 838 01:29:57,158 --> 01:29:58,536 - Man: Wait, who the fuck... - Man: Who's down at the barn? 839 01:29:58,560 --> 01:30:00,695 - Man: I don't know. - Who's on fucking duty? 840 01:30:01,930 --> 01:30:03,810 - Greg: Who's on duty? - It's supposed to be me. 841 01:30:03,865 --> 01:30:04,942 - I'm sorry! - Greg: What the fuck? 842 01:30:04,966 --> 01:30:06,110 I'm sorry, commandant, I'll fix it! 843 01:30:06,134 --> 01:30:07,769 - Oh, fuck. - Go! 844 01:30:09,004 --> 01:30:10,381 - Greg: What are you doing? - Man: I'll fix it! 845 01:30:10,405 --> 01:30:13,742 Who the fuck is that, who the fuck is that? 846 01:30:13,842 --> 01:30:16,144 The fuck is that thing? 847 01:30:16,444 --> 01:30:17,545 Is that Terry? 848 01:30:20,115 --> 01:30:22,083 - Is that Terry? - Man: Terry? 849 01:30:22,183 --> 01:30:24,619 - Who is that? - Man: Terry's fucking dead! 850 01:30:24,719 --> 01:30:25,720 Bob: Oh, my god. 851 01:30:27,989 --> 01:30:30,425 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 852 01:30:35,497 --> 01:30:36,665 Terry's fucking dead. 853 01:30:39,534 --> 01:30:41,736 Do not fire until I give the order! 854 01:30:48,843 --> 01:30:50,145 Who... who are we missing? 855 01:30:51,846 --> 01:30:53,214 - Um... - Who? 856 01:30:53,515 --> 01:30:54,983 - Fucking Reed. - Bob: Steve. 857 01:30:55,083 --> 01:30:56,851 Steve was on desk last night. 858 01:30:58,019 --> 01:30:59,187 Has anyone seen him? 859 01:30:59,487 --> 01:31:01,790 Steve, is that you, boy? 860 01:31:08,730 --> 01:31:10,165 What the fuck! 861 01:31:10,465 --> 01:31:12,233 Stop, wait! 862 01:31:12,534 --> 01:31:14,202 Wait, stop, stop, fucking wait! 863 01:31:14,502 --> 01:31:17,205 Fucking wait! Take your hands off the trigger! 864 01:31:19,841 --> 01:31:24,846 Fucking... 865 01:31:25,480 --> 01:31:27,983 Judas fucking priest! 866 01:31:28,883 --> 01:31:30,552 - Steve: Greg? - Steve! 867 01:31:30,652 --> 01:31:33,488 Steve, no, stop, stop, you fucking idiot! 868 01:31:33,588 --> 01:31:35,757 You're covered in vampire blood! 869 01:31:35,857 --> 01:31:37,726 Stop moving, no, no, no, no! 870 01:31:43,098 --> 01:31:45,633 Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve! 871 01:31:49,504 --> 01:31:50,605 Come on, Greg. 872 01:31:50,705 --> 01:31:52,674 Mother fuck. 873 01:31:52,774 --> 01:31:54,843 Fuck, fuck this evil abomination. 874 01:31:54,943 --> 01:31:56,077 We are gonna go in there 875 01:31:56,177 --> 01:31:58,013 and we're gonna take this creature down. 876 01:31:58,113 --> 01:31:59,681 We don't get in there before sundown, 877 01:31:59,781 --> 01:32:01,125 we're not gonna be able to do nothing noways. 878 01:32:01,149 --> 01:32:04,085 This fucking thing's unstoppable at night, come on. 879 01:32:04,185 --> 01:32:06,788 Greg: Well, then, lock and fucking load then. 880 01:32:18,066 --> 01:32:19,534 Move in! 881 01:32:22,203 --> 01:32:24,139 Tom: Dude, what the fuck was that, what the fuck? 882 01:32:29,978 --> 01:32:32,680 Jimmy: Over here, come here. 883 01:32:38,953 --> 01:32:39,988 Bob: Fuck! 884 01:32:40,088 --> 01:32:41,856 - Oh shit, fuck. - What? 885 01:32:41,956 --> 01:32:42,957 Fuck. 886 01:32:43,758 --> 01:32:45,827 Fucking thing, holy shit. 887 01:32:51,766 --> 01:32:54,102 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 888 01:33:26,835 --> 01:33:27,836 Clear! 889 01:33:30,105 --> 01:33:31,773 Whoa, whoa! 890 01:33:31,873 --> 01:33:33,274 Oh, fuck! 891 01:33:33,374 --> 01:33:34,776 Oh, god! 892 01:33:34,876 --> 01:33:36,945 Man: Oh, my god, Tom! 893 01:33:37,045 --> 01:33:39,981 What the fuck! 894 01:33:40,081 --> 01:33:42,150 Jesus Christ! 895 01:33:45,887 --> 01:33:47,355 I think we got him. 896 01:33:47,655 --> 01:33:48,790 Shit. 897 01:33:48,890 --> 01:33:49,958 Get up there! 898 01:34:12,847 --> 01:34:14,816 Bob: Shit! 899 01:34:14,916 --> 01:34:16,117 - Greg! - My leg, my leg! 900 01:34:16,217 --> 01:34:18,186 Bob: Fuck! 901 01:34:18,286 --> 01:34:20,355 No, no, no! 902 01:34:20,655 --> 01:34:24,826 Shit! 903 01:34:24,926 --> 01:34:26,027 Greg: My leg! 904 01:34:26,127 --> 01:34:30,932 Bob: Okay, okay, okay. 905 01:35:10,104 --> 01:35:12,240 Greg: Christ is king, Christ is king, Christ. 906 01:35:12,340 --> 01:35:15,443 Christ is king, Christ is king, Christ is king, 907 01:35:15,743 --> 01:35:17,011 Christ, Christ is king. 908 01:35:17,111 --> 01:35:20,348 Christ is king, Christ is king, Christ, Christ is king. 909 01:35:20,448 --> 01:35:24,018 Christ is king, Christ is king, Christ is king, 910 01:35:24,118 --> 01:35:27,255 Christ, Christ, Christ is king, Christ is king. 911 01:35:27,355 --> 01:35:30,024 Christ is king, Christ is king. 912 01:35:30,124 --> 01:35:32,427 Christ is king! 913 01:35:56,417 --> 01:35:58,987 Jesus fucking Christ! 914 01:35:59,087 --> 01:36:01,289 Get me out of here, god damn it! 915 01:36:01,389 --> 01:36:03,491 Petro: God can't help you now, slater. 916 01:36:03,791 --> 01:36:05,793 Didn't you see that last videotape? 917 01:36:05,893 --> 01:36:08,062 I saw you in that last tape. 918 01:36:09,230 --> 01:36:11,232 Slater's got some explaining to do. 919 01:36:11,332 --> 01:36:13,234 Petro: We've got some explaining to do. 920 01:36:14,469 --> 01:36:16,471 Fucking untie me! 921 01:36:16,771 --> 01:36:18,940 We're lost in here with fucking junkies. 922 01:36:20,074 --> 01:36:22,176 You still think this is a drug ring? 923 01:36:22,277 --> 01:36:24,078 It's our videotapes that are the villain. 924 01:36:24,178 --> 01:36:27,048 Our videotapes are gonna fuck you up. 925 01:36:27,148 --> 01:36:28,483 It's more like a trance. 926 01:36:32,320 --> 01:36:36,090 Are you telling me that spivy 927 01:36:36,190 --> 01:36:38,226 is in a fucking trance! 928 01:36:38,326 --> 01:36:40,228 No, spivy's dead. 929 01:36:45,033 --> 01:36:46,934 What the fuck is all of this? 930 01:36:48,069 --> 01:36:51,572 This is a far-out fetish film cult 931 01:36:51,873 --> 01:36:55,543 of bootleggers pushing that untouched, untouchable, 932 01:36:55,843 --> 01:36:58,112 nastiest of the nasties. 933 01:36:58,212 --> 01:37:01,582 Snuffing and fluffing, cannibals, animals. 934 01:37:01,883 --> 01:37:05,286 Girls in white suits fucking shit up! 935 01:37:05,386 --> 01:37:09,257 We deal in contraband content, strictly vhs. 936 01:37:09,357 --> 01:37:11,526 Definitely illegal. 937 01:37:11,826 --> 01:37:13,404 Oh, my god, I didn't think we'd get busted 938 01:37:13,428 --> 01:37:15,229 by our own useless unit. 939 01:37:20,868 --> 01:37:24,072 Petro: Are you ready for your close-up? 940 01:37:24,172 --> 01:37:26,274 What the fuck did you just say? 941 01:37:26,374 --> 01:37:28,142 Nash: We are the final girls. 942 01:37:28,242 --> 01:37:29,577 You're our final kill. 943 01:37:57,939 --> 01:37:59,474 Some help here, Nash? 944 01:37:59,574 --> 01:38:01,909 My camera's fucking stuck! 945 01:38:22,096 --> 01:38:24,298 Nash: This tape's gonna be our best one yet. 946 01:38:24,399 --> 01:38:25,666 Fans are gonna go crazy. 947 01:38:28,436 --> 01:38:29,570 What should we call it? 948 01:38:35,109 --> 01:38:38,112 J“ dead cops, dead cops, dead cops j“ 949 01:38:38,212 --> 01:38:39,680 j“ dead cops down on the street j“ 950 01:38:39,981 --> 01:38:40,681 j“ giving poor the heat j“ 951 01:38:40,982 --> 01:38:42,059 j“ with their clubs and guns j“ 952 01:38:42,083 --> 01:38:43,217 j“ we do it all for fun j“ 953 01:38:43,317 --> 01:38:46,487 j“ dead cops, dead cops, dead cops j“ 954 01:38:46,587 --> 01:38:48,189 j“ dead cops, big bad and blue j“ 955 01:38:48,289 --> 01:38:49,433 j“ they're in the klan too j“ 956 01:38:49,457 --> 01:38:50,467 j“ brutality's their sport j“ 957 01:38:50,491 --> 01:38:51,771 j“ we'll put 'em to the torch j“ 958 01:38:51,959 --> 01:38:55,229 j“ dead cops, dead cops, dead cops j“ 959 01:38:55,329 --> 01:38:56,329 j“ dead cops j“ 960 01:39:01,035 --> 01:39:02,937 J“ rebel, rebel on the street j“ 961 01:39:03,037 --> 01:39:05,173 j“ makeup on my face, stockings on my feet j“ 962 01:39:05,273 --> 01:39:07,041 j“ all the straights asking me why j“ 963 01:39:07,141 --> 01:39:09,143 j“ I'm not a normal American guy j“ 964 01:39:09,243 --> 01:39:11,212 j“ what makes them so straight and me so bent j“ 965 01:39:11,312 --> 01:39:13,247 j“ what makes them so straight and me so bent j“ 966 01:39:13,347 --> 01:39:15,316 j“ what makes them so straight and me so bent j“ 967 01:39:15,416 --> 01:39:17,552 j“ what makes them so straight and me so bent j“ 968 01:39:17,652 --> 01:39:19,654 j“ call this the land of the free j“ 969 01:39:19,954 --> 01:39:21,689 j“ say it's the home of the brave j“ 970 01:39:21,989 --> 01:39:23,991 j“ you know they call me a queen j“ 971 01:39:24,091 --> 01:39:25,726 j“ just another human being j“ 972 01:39:26,027 --> 01:39:28,005 j“ what makes america so straight and me so bent j“ 973 01:39:28,029 --> 01:39:30,007 j“ what makes america so straight and me so bent j“ 974 01:39:30,031 --> 01:39:32,031 j“ what makes america so straight and me so bent j“ 975 01:39:32,099 --> 01:39:34,502 j“ what makes america straight and me so bent j“ 976 01:39:34,602 --> 01:39:36,337 j“ your authority and your power j“ 977 01:39:36,437 --> 01:39:38,339 j“ has turned us sick and sour j“ 978 01:39:38,439 --> 01:39:40,274 j“ and your justice is a lie j“ 979 01:39:40,374 --> 01:39:42,610 j“ and we're gonna fight until you die j“ 980 01:39:42,710 --> 01:39:44,555 j“ what makes them so straight and me so bent j“ 981 01:39:44,579 --> 01:39:46,459 j“ what makes them so straight and me so bent j“ 982 01:39:46,514 --> 01:39:48,492 j“ what makes america so straight and me so bent j“ 983 01:39:48,516 --> 01:39:51,118 j“ what makes america so straight and me so bent j“ 984 01:39:54,989 --> 01:39:58,025 j“ dead cops, dead cops, dead cops, dead cops j“ 985 01:39:58,125 --> 01:40:00,094 j“ dead cops, dead cops j“